Become a HaPenis Masseur

A warm invitation to come and learn The A-Z of HaPenis Massage and then set up your own group to teach other men. This Ritual shows the 26 basic penis massage strokes that every man should know. Each stroke offers a different sensation. Each wakes up different tissues and stimulates different nerve endings. While most Lingam Massage Workshops and even books are full of philosophy and very low on actual techniques, our A-Z of HaPenis is the complete opposite. This lingam massage class is probably the most comprehensive Lingam Massage Workshop in the World.

The massage is based on my belief that all a man’s HaPenis comes from his penis. So the massage involves very relaxed breathing and slow awakening of the penis to create a magickal energy that we circulate to every inch of the man’s body. We believe that when it comes to lingam massage there is only ever one expert, the man receiving the massage. We start in a circle and each man gets a chance to introduce himself. We then choose someone to do the undressing ritual with. Here you have an opportunity to awaken your touch as you slowly and sensually undress your partner. Then there will be a demonstration of the A-Z after which each man takes it in turn to mount the massage table as the other man encourages him to breathe, deeply as the the slow sensual respectful complete and repeated genital blessings begins.